Wall-Wok-Salad-Recipe

For those with the most discerning taste in salad dressings

A secret recipe passed down from the great Wall-Wok-Salad-Masters of old

To prepare, simply wok-ify the veggies, then wok-ify the dressing, and wok-ify the spices. Serve on a wall.

Secret ingredients:

  • A pinch of stardust
  • A dash of pure chaos
  • A sprinkle of mystery